Should be doing homework, but had to write something yesterday for "Talk Like A Pirate Day" (arrrr!), and
phoenix_9664's recent J/E series, the lovely three-part
Firsts proved inspirational.
ETA: There's
a prequel to this, now, though this works fine on its own.
ETA: The story seems to be growing, so this is 2/?.
(
...same story, different version... )